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Post by acejack on Jan 28, 2011 5:01:51 GMT -5
I've turned my Daughter into Ms. Marvel. A) She showed me the green button on her Thomas the Train dashboard and told me "This button calls the Hulk." B) She saw the T-1000 and said "Look, it's the Surfer!" C) She saw this picture and said "Hey, that's Ghost Rider's hat."
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Post by acejack on Jan 29, 2011 20:54:58 GMT -5
"When um, Pulp Fiction had came out, some critic says: 'Tarantino will never be a master of suspense 'cause he's too in love with minutiae.'." I remember the first time I heard that quote, and I remember every time I've heard it since. Must be about 12 or 13 thousand at this point. Thanks, XM!
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Post by Diz on Feb 2, 2011 10:28:01 GMT -5
One of my new favorite things to do at work is; when i run out of staples, instead of getting in my drawer and pulling some out, i like to go take them out of somebody else's stapler. I know, i'm such a crazy bastard.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Feb 4, 2011 8:27:36 GMT -5
Why the hell do people have to swing out wide left to make a RIGHT turn? Its a car people, not a semi truck tractor trailer!!
....and while I'm at it. Why do people have to tailgate your ass? I'm going the speed limit or slightly better. (in a known trap zone)
You want to ride my bumper 6 feet out? Great. Get out your insurance info because I'm gonna' brake check your ass.
Tailgaters. A huge pet peeve of mine.
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Post by TommyDee on Feb 4, 2011 9:51:07 GMT -5
I'm a tailgater. Get the finger often.
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Post by themaijai on Feb 4, 2011 10:22:02 GMT -5
addicted to facebook and fav game at the moment is dead space 2
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Feb 4, 2011 12:45:40 GMT -5
I'm a tailgater. Get the finger often. You bastard!! Well.... I have a video especially for you...
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Post by Voodoochile on Feb 4, 2011 12:56:01 GMT -5
Reminds me of a guy I used to know who passed out at every party knowing we were going to do shit like that to him.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Feb 4, 2011 13:23:22 GMT -5
Yea... passing out at parties is not something you want to do.
When I was a kid (10-11yrs) I went to some "church camp" thing. I had borrowed a sleeping bag from some friends...
Well.. I guess during the night somebody put Aim tooth paste on my hand and then tickled my nose. Real fucking funny.
heh...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 17:16:18 GMT -5
Movie and dinner with the wife tonight.
Tomorrow is the first Saturday I've been home in a long time. Workout, breakfast, a little work, then watch the wife make a batch of beer.
Sunday: Breakfast with my golfing buddies as always -- church -- workout -- chill -- then SuperBowl at friends house that are huge Bear fans.
Monday: Accounting firm starts annual audit. Bring it, bitches.
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Post by acejack on Feb 4, 2011 17:31:20 GMT -5
Evidently one of the strippers that lived here before us had a kid.
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Post by Voodoochile on Feb 4, 2011 17:51:53 GMT -5
Evidently one of the strippers that lived here before us had a kid. You can't just post that without a little more info. Even if it is the random bullshit thread
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Post by acejack on Feb 4, 2011 18:08:14 GMT -5
Multiple strippers (or stripper with multiple names) used to live in this house before us.
What we know:
They worked at the Spearmint Rhino. They were "Sexy Mexi's". They put laundry soap in the dishwasher. They thought the garage door light was kidding when it said 60 watt max. They had a purebred pit bull with a longer name than Robert Trujillo. One of them used to paint her nails here at the computer desk. And one of them had a kid. Found one of his art projects behind a drawer in said desk.
Kind of a bummer, I used to picture drugged out lesbian orgies going on constantly in this place. Then again, I guess the kid had to go to bed sometime, so maybe.
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Post by bobbymo on Feb 4, 2011 18:17:57 GMT -5
More likely one of the Johns snuck one past the goalie.
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Post by acejack on Feb 4, 2011 18:51:26 GMT -5
She had a huge five hole.
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Post by sirpaul on Feb 4, 2011 18:58:33 GMT -5
Kids don't stop drugged out lesbian orgies...they just move said orgies to another room.
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Post by Voodoochile on Feb 4, 2011 19:42:43 GMT -5
Multiple strippers (or stripper with multiple names) used to live in this house before us. What we know: They worked at the Spearmint Rhino. They were "Sexy Mexi's". They put laundry soap in the dishwasher. They thought the garage door light was kidding when it said 60 watt max. They had a purebred pit bull with a longer name than Robert Trujillo. One of them used to paint her nails here at the computer desk. And one of them had a kid. Found one of his art projects behind a drawer in said desk. Kind of a bummer, I used to picture drugged out lesbian orgies going on constantly in this place. Then again, I guess the kid had to go to bed sometime, so maybe. Makes perfect sense now. Thanks
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Post by TommyDee on Feb 4, 2011 22:36:51 GMT -5
Why do strippers need a computer desk?
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Post by bobharris on Feb 4, 2011 23:12:29 GMT -5
To snort coke off of? To perform webcam shows? Both?
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Post by sirpaul on Feb 4, 2011 23:51:16 GMT -5
To perform webcam shows of them snorting coke?
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Post by bobharris on Feb 5, 2011 0:24:07 GMT -5
To perform webcam shows of them snorting coke? That's what I meant by both. Are you drunk , too? 'Cause I'm working on it.
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Post by acejack on Feb 5, 2011 0:31:45 GMT -5
Just cracked my first Bud Light. (Sorry, no chelada.)
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Post by sirpaul on Feb 5, 2011 0:46:51 GMT -5
To perform webcam shows of them snorting coke? That's what I meant by both. Are you drunk , too? 'Cause I'm working on it. I was clarifying/imagining
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Feb 5, 2011 21:44:52 GMT -5
Had the T.V. on in the room just now and I thought they said there was a preview for the "cock sucker special". To my surprise it was the Fox soccer special.
It's been a long day.
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Post by acejack on Feb 6, 2011 19:34:11 GMT -5
If I ever saw my teenage daughter and her friends hanging out on some steps smoking cigarettes and drinking Corona with a group of Mexicans age 18-39 I'd:
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