acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 21, 2011 20:51:26 GMT -5
Me: "The ocean is stupid. It's a bunch of water."
Wife: "No it's not."
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Post by pterosaur on Jan 21, 2011 20:58:14 GMT -5
Me: "The ocean is stupid. It's a bunch of water." Wife: "No it's not." wow. that's like deep, dude.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 21, 2011 21:08:07 GMT -5
Me: "Her womb has shat out more losers than Golan-Globus."
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Post by sirpaul on Jan 21, 2011 21:08:15 GMT -5
you're both wrong
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Post by TommyDee on Jan 22, 2011 10:50:02 GMT -5
Wife: "I never knew you were this much of a boob guy"
Me: "I am when they are that big"
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 22, 2011 12:05:55 GMT -5
What would chairs look like if our legs bent in the opposite direction as they do now?
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 22, 2011 12:07:41 GMT -5
I slept until 9:30 this morning. Felt damned good. Been so tired this week.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 15:24:15 GMT -5
My cat shit goes around in a circle. Seriously.... you can't get any more random than that. Can you?
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 22, 2011 16:08:06 GMT -5
We just put our cat on Graig's List.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 22, 2011 16:48:00 GMT -5
We just put our cat on Graig's List. Times are tough, but I'm not sure whoring out your cat is the best way to raise money.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 16:54:17 GMT -5
We just put our cat on Graig's List. Times are tough, but I'm not sure whoring out your cat is the best way to raise money. Is she under age?
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 22, 2011 16:56:54 GMT -5
Are we talking cat years or people years? 18 year old cats usually aren't too limber anymore.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 17:17:45 GMT -5
Are we talking cat years or people years? 18 year old cats usually aren't too limber anymore. Don't I know that. Buried one in the backyard the very morning I moved back to Ohio. (15 yrs old) Felix was his name. Felix the cat. He was a good boy.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 22, 2011 17:29:04 GMT -5
También me gustan los gatos negro. Este es Locutus:
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 22, 2011 18:17:04 GMT -5
We just put our cat on Graig's List. Times are tough, but I'm not sure whoring out your cat is the best way to raise money. Ha! Tired of the damn thing shitting on the floor plus we think our youngest boy is allergic. At least that's what I keep telling my wife.
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Post by sirpaul on Jan 22, 2011 18:37:39 GMT -5
kick the fucker out the door, cats are good at staying alive on their own.
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 22, 2011 18:50:23 GMT -5
We should get some cabbage for the fucker. He's a retired wedge head Siamese stud. No papers but he's put off some nice kittens. Fucker is cross eyed & stupid as fuck but a cool looking cat.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 18:51:19 GMT -5
También me gustan los gatos negro. Este es Locutus: Is that a picture of your cat?
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 18:51:59 GMT -5
kick the fucker out the door, cats are good at staying alive on their own. Fuck you!
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 22, 2011 19:09:11 GMT -5
También me gustan los gatos negro. Este es Locutus: Is that a picture of your cat? Sí, es una foto de mi gato Locutus de Halloween.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jan 22, 2011 23:10:11 GMT -5
Is that a picture of your cat? Sí, es una foto de mi gato Locutus de Halloween. Cool! He looks like the shit! Here's Amber and Deuce (rescued from the Humane Society @ 1 year old (now 5 1/2) checking out the outdoors... from indoors) He he he...
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Post by sirpaul on Jan 22, 2011 23:30:00 GMT -5
you guys are gay
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Post by acejack on Jan 23, 2011 6:12:55 GMT -5
Locutus was a rescue alright. They found him nuzzled up to his brink of death Mom in a Lakewood park during a snowstorm March '05. Here he is moments before we drafted Charlie Frye:
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Post by TommyDee on Jan 23, 2011 16:20:20 GMT -5
I've never owned a cat. Been a dog guy my whole life. Your cats ever kill anything cool?
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Post by acejack on Jan 23, 2011 16:47:16 GMT -5
Locutus accidentally killed a cricket once, he's a boy so he just wants to bat around ice cubes and toys and shit. My wife's cat Anastasia is a female and she's got the fucking bloodlust. Mice, squirrels, chipmunks, birds, snakes. Her previous cat was a Maine Coon and lived up to her name as she killed several raccoons and a small dog.
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