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Post by flats on May 19, 2014 22:58:57 GMT -5
Where the fuck is that Michelle Rodriguez pic from? Looks like a CD cover from 1998.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 20, 2014 18:28:45 GMT -5
Did you search for "least attractive photo michelle rodriguez"? everyone I put in was fucking huge. Didn't feel like changing it again. She has some good ones and some bad
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Post by acejack on May 20, 2014 19:21:19 GMT -5
Yeah she's one of those chicks who doesn't always photograph well. She's got the life though, bouncing around Hollywood like it's a vagina tasting bar.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 20, 2014 19:39:31 GMT -5
She seems to like playing the hard ass though
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Post by acejack on May 22, 2014 23:29:32 GMT -5
Holy shit that's funny.
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New X-Men Film Features Bryan Singer Traveling Back In Time To Molest Younger Self
LOS ANGELES—Early reviews confirmed Thursday that X-Men: Days Of Future Past, the latest installment in the popular superhero film series, prominently features a storyline in which director Bryan Singer journeys through a portal in the space-time continuum to an earlier era, where he coerces his 16-year-old self into sexual intercourse. “Hey, I work in movies—you have any interest in Hollywood?” the director reportedly says in the film, caressing his teenage self’s shoulder in a scene preceded by a montage that includes Singer frantically searching for a coke dealer on the Lower East Side and attempting to contact older studio executives for a “wild party” later that night. “There’s going to be a little get-together in my hotel room at the Ritz later on. Tons of kids like you will be there, and a few showbiz bigwigs. Let me tell you, with a face like that, I can make big things happen for you. I really mean it.” Several reports indicated that the latter portion of the movie’s plotline focuses on Singer locked in a pulse-pounding race against time to prevent his adolescent self from filing sexual assault charges and destroying his career.
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Post by flats on May 22, 2014 23:55:09 GMT -5
"Pain and Gain" is on netflix and is wonderful.
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Post by acejack on May 23, 2014 15:39:54 GMT -5
Godzilla blows. The first 10 minutes with Walter White are ok. And the last 30 seconds when Godzilla actually makes a fucking appearance is cool. The 2 hours in the middle are a goddamn snoozefest. Takes itself way too seriously. Pacific Rim was far better. My kids are way into Pacific Rim and it's starting to grow on me. "You like the name? I took it. From my favorite historical character and my second favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn."
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Post by brownsphenom on May 24, 2014 11:13:42 GMT -5
Godzilla blows. The first 10 minutes with Walter White are ok. And the last 30 seconds when Godzilla actually makes a fucking appearance is cool. The 2 hours in the middle are a goddamn snoozefest. Takes itself way too seriously. Pacific Rim was far better. My kids are way into Pacific Rim and it's starting to grow on me. "You like the name? I took it. From my favorite historical character and my second favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn." concept isn't bad but the fucker from SOA just can not act. (Jax)
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Post by acejack on May 24, 2014 22:15:56 GMT -5
Sure he can, he can act like Jax.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 24, 2014 22:23:53 GMT -5
Sure he can, he can act like Jax. Well Jax sucked in pacific rim
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Post by acejack on May 24, 2014 23:16:39 GMT -5
Sir Anthony Hopkins had a scheduling conflict.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 24, 2014 23:30:08 GMT -5
Jax sucks in SOA, was sir Anthony Hopkins unavailable then too
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Post by acejack on May 25, 2014 1:41:11 GMT -5
He refused to work with Tommy Flanagan.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 25, 2014 9:34:17 GMT -5
He refused to work with Tommy Flanagan. Can't blame him there, who wants to work with a Flanagan. They're all fucktards.
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Post by acejack on May 25, 2014 13:29:36 GMT -5
Last night the TV was left on HBO and the movie "Red 2" was on. For the most part I'm ignoring it, then who do I see? Fucking Sir Anthony Hopkins!
If he'll do that horse shit, why not SoA? (millions and millions of dollars) Could he be the mystery actor mentioned in this weeks WTFSutter? (no)
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Post by acejack on May 27, 2014 3:42:10 GMT -5
Days of Future Past was excellent. If it's not the best of the franchise, then it's definitely 1A behind X2.
Fassbender & McAvoy were great. Old Magneto and Professor X are old. Jennifer Lawrence actually got to be badass Mystique this time around. It sounded like Dinklage was fighting off the ghost of Tyrion Lannister the whole time, but he was still a better Trask than Bill Duke. The kid that played Pietro was annoying until his big payoff scene, then you're like "Okay, he's cool enough to be a little annoying." I liked the little breadcrumbs showing him with his kid sister and "You manipulate metal? My mom knew a guy like that."
The new future X-Men (Warpath, Bishop and Blink) were really cool, the old ones (Colossus, Iceman and Storm) were "eh, fine whatever". Kitty Pryde was alright, but they might as well have a cardboard cutout of Ellen Page for all she did. By the way, how did Anna Paquin get the 7th billing for this? She's in it for maybe two seconds, and it's like the back of her ear and half a cheek. There's nothing new to say about Wolverine. He's the exact same Wolverine from X1, X2, X3, X:W, X:FC, TW, etc. If you liked those Wolverines, you'll like this Wolverine.
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Post by flats on Jun 16, 2014 10:06:11 GMT -5
Saw the new Tom Cruise scifi thing ("edge of tomorrow" or something equally generic and forgettable) because it had a more convenient start time than XMen, and it was surprisingly good. Think Groundhog Day meets Aliens. Worth checking out if you are you are in the mood for an action flick.
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Post by acejack on Jun 16, 2014 20:21:52 GMT -5
He was in some other sci-fi looking piece of shit on the flight back from Boston. I watched like 20 minutes of it and realized "I can't watch this fucktard for two hours."
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Post by flats on Jun 17, 2014 8:23:10 GMT -5
Was he flying a big sperm? That was called Oblivion and it was terrible.
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Post by acejack on Jun 17, 2014 9:26:15 GMT -5
That was it.
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Post by Diz on Jun 18, 2014 9:44:46 GMT -5
I took the wife and kid to see Maleficent, i hate Angelina Jolie.
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Post by acejack on Jun 18, 2014 11:55:06 GMT -5
AJ is turning into Susan Sarandon before our eyes.
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Post by flats on Jun 18, 2014 14:55:54 GMT -5
How great are Sarandon's tits in Rocky Horror?
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Post by Diz on Jun 18, 2014 15:26:24 GMT -5
Just had to add HBO back onto the direct tv for the wife a couple minutes ago. True Blood. I'm interested to check out True Detective, anyone seen it?
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Post by Voodoochile on Jun 18, 2014 18:12:29 GMT -5
Just had to add HBO back onto the direct tv for the wife a couple minutes ago. True Blood. I'm interested to check out True Detective, anyone seen it? No. Get HBOGO. It's free and you can watch all their stuff from your computer, iPad or mobile devices.
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