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Post by acejack on Apr 15, 2014 22:11:16 GMT -5
Even as a young lad, I knew there was something to this.
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Post by acejack on Apr 15, 2014 22:36:08 GMT -5
Also this.
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Post by acejack on Apr 24, 2014 22:35:02 GMT -5
So I kind of watched Pacific Rim. I was on the phone for the first half of it and the volume was turned down. I don't think I missed a lot though. Basically it's Voltron vs Cloverfield monsters. Starring that guy from Sons Of Anarchy, that guy from The Wire and that other guy from Sons of Anarchy. Also sort of a hot(ish) Asian girl with blue(ish) hair. And the guy from GoT who called Craster a "daughter fucking wildling bastard" and the little guy from Always Sunny.
Now that you know who's in it, let's start the review. Fucking stupid.
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Post by Voodoochile on Apr 24, 2014 22:40:19 GMT -5
Never heard of it. Who all from SoA is in it?
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Post by flats on Apr 24, 2014 22:41:09 GMT -5
Whatever there was to Man of Steel that made me think it was not terrible didn't hold up through a second viewing. What a piece of shit.
Zack Snyder's movies are all shit. Except "Watchmen," which was as successful as I can imagine an adaptation of that being.
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Post by acejack on Apr 24, 2014 22:48:11 GMT -5
Never heard of it. Who all from SoA is in it? Jax & Clay.
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Post by acejack on Apr 24, 2014 22:53:01 GMT -5
Whatever there was to Man of Steel that made me think it was not terrible didn't hold up through a second viewing. What a piece of shit. Zack Snyder's movies are all shit. Except "Watchmen," which was as successful as I can imagine an adaptation of that being. I thought Man Of Steel was great (and I'm not really a DC guy). What didn't you like?
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Post by acejack on Apr 24, 2014 23:06:28 GMT -5
Does anyone know why Kill Bill: Volume 2 is on LOGO and why does the description say "Movie, Sports"
(I guess Kendo is technically a sport)
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Post by flats on May 17, 2014 23:37:21 GMT -5
Godzilla blows.
The first 10 minutes with Walter White are ok. And the last 30 seconds when Godzilla actually makes a fucking appearance is cool. The 2 hours in the middle are a goddamn snoozefest. Takes itself way too seriously. Pacific Rim was far better.
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Post by acejack on May 18, 2014 1:39:31 GMT -5
I don't give a flaming raven about Bryan Cranston.
Figured this reboot would suck. Though I just bought my son a giant Godzilla at TRU. He watches the old Japanese ones on Netflix all the time.
When we saw the preview for this one, he got fake mad and yelled "GODZILLA YOU BROKE THE STRIP!" Funny kid.
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Post by flats on May 18, 2014 9:17:07 GMT -5
Godzilla doesn't get within 500 miles of Vegas. MUTO wrecks the strip. Your kid doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
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Post by acejack on May 18, 2014 13:14:25 GMT -5
Don't get mad at me because you paid theater prices for that shitty disaster porn. I thought the preview showed him fucking up downtown LA, that's only 250 miles. What the fuck's a MUTO?
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Post by flats on May 18, 2014 13:19:07 GMT -5
^Doesn't know what a MUTO is. Can't differentiate between LA and San Francisco.
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Post by Voodoochile on May 18, 2014 13:25:11 GMT -5
Don't get mad at me because you paid theater prices for that shitty disaster porn. I thought the preview showed him fucking up downtown LA, that's only 250 miles. What the fuck's a MUTO? This will make it clear a mud for you
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Post by acejack on May 18, 2014 13:33:01 GMT -5
Was it San Francisco? That makes sense, more Japanese there.
I don't know what a MUTO is. Is it like a Mothra or a Rodan? Don't tell me, I'll find out when it's $12.99 on Amazon Prime.
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Post by acejack on May 18, 2014 13:35:11 GMT -5
Don't get mad at me because you paid theater prices for that shitty disaster porn. I thought the preview showed him fucking up downtown LA, that's only 250 miles. What the fuck's a MUTO? This will make it clear a mud for you I like that they thought it would take 25 seconds to read that first paragraph. Holy fuck people are dumb.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 19, 2014 18:03:02 GMT -5
Watched fast and furious 6, that has to be the longest fucking runway I've ever seen
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Post by acejack on May 19, 2014 18:45:37 GMT -5
I think I saw the first one of those. Michelle Rodriguez right?
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Post by TommyDee on May 19, 2014 19:46:28 GMT -5
Watched fast and furious 6, that has to be the longest fucking runway I've ever seen There's 6 of those fucks now? God damn this country is filled with idiots...
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Post by flats on May 19, 2014 19:58:46 GMT -5
The Guardians of the Galaxy trailers are getting me jazzed.
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Post by Voodoochile on May 19, 2014 20:12:57 GMT -5
Watched fast and furious 6, that has to be the longest fucking runway I've ever seen There's 6 of those fucks now? God damn this country is filled with idiots... I'm proud to say I haven't seen a second of Fast and Furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18..... And so on. I don't care how many they made or make.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 19, 2014 21:42:52 GMT -5
I think I saw the first one of those. Michelle Rodriguez right? yes.
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Post by brownsphenom on May 19, 2014 21:47:17 GMT -5
fuck it
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Post by acejack on May 19, 2014 21:49:18 GMT -5
The Guardians of the Galaxy trailers are getting me jazzed. That does look cool, even though I have no fucking clue about the Guardians of the Galaxy. This comes out Friday. I think if the movie is good enough we should all be able to overlook some relatively "minor" infractions by the director.
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Post by acejack on May 19, 2014 21:50:46 GMT -5
Did you search for "least attractive photo michelle rodriguez"?
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