Things to do when you're bored

[sirpaul]

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

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[lizardking]

I always thought masturbation was on the top of the list. Amusement potential could be 1-20 minutes depending on how much time you got.

[sirpaul]

No LK us people that aren't afraid of women have dicks to tired to amuse boredom. You should try it...it's the one with those jiggly things that bounce when they run.