Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 6:06:41 GMT -5
things I don't:
Likes:
1. They board airplanes like the terminal is on fire. Amazing. There are no cripples. No orange-fingered fatties that we deal with -- and the old farts freakin' walk without O2 and a wheelchair. This is a big, big plus. Ditto the unload. They scream out.
2. They don't chew gum. (Big pet peeve of mine. More later on this one)
3. They don't try to impress people with hair style and color. Black and straight, baby.
4. Adorable women. Really. They play that timid/sexual thing to perfection. They treat Chinese men like shit. Not a fan of the female Chinese body. A little too hippie for my tastes.
5. Food. Not the slop served in 99.999% of Chinese restaurants in the States. I'm talking about fresh food people. Not over-seasoned or over-sauced. Don't like the weird shit like snake, eel, monkey, dog, or the shit the trawl out of the ocean. No thanks.
Dislikes:
1. No personal space. People bumping into me all the time. Airplanes sitting back with common folks is the worst. The worst. I've flown 125,000 miles this year and today was the first time I've sat in coach. It was 1,000 from hell. Thankfully I had work to do on my MacBook.
2. Horrid drivers. The stereotype is right on the money. No excuse, either. Most highways are 8-lane drag strips -- and they ignore lane lines and drift into each other.
3. Garlic. They sweat it out of the glands. Disgusting.
4. Jacked up teeth. Now, I'm OCD about brushing, flossing, whitening etc. -- but these cats are worse than the Brits -- and that's pretty bad.
5. Carry too much shit on airplanes. Not suitcases. Loose shit. Big pet peeve of mine.
Likes:
1. They board airplanes like the terminal is on fire. Amazing. There are no cripples. No orange-fingered fatties that we deal with -- and the old farts freakin' walk without O2 and a wheelchair. This is a big, big plus. Ditto the unload. They scream out.
2. They don't chew gum. (Big pet peeve of mine. More later on this one)
3. They don't try to impress people with hair style and color. Black and straight, baby.
4. Adorable women. Really. They play that timid/sexual thing to perfection. They treat Chinese men like shit. Not a fan of the female Chinese body. A little too hippie for my tastes.
5. Food. Not the slop served in 99.999% of Chinese restaurants in the States. I'm talking about fresh food people. Not over-seasoned or over-sauced. Don't like the weird shit like snake, eel, monkey, dog, or the shit the trawl out of the ocean. No thanks.
Dislikes:
1. No personal space. People bumping into me all the time. Airplanes sitting back with common folks is the worst. The worst. I've flown 125,000 miles this year and today was the first time I've sat in coach. It was 1,000 from hell. Thankfully I had work to do on my MacBook.
2. Horrid drivers. The stereotype is right on the money. No excuse, either. Most highways are 8-lane drag strips -- and they ignore lane lines and drift into each other.
3. Garlic. They sweat it out of the glands. Disgusting.
4. Jacked up teeth. Now, I'm OCD about brushing, flossing, whitening etc. -- but these cats are worse than the Brits -- and that's pretty bad.
5. Carry too much shit on airplanes. Not suitcases. Loose shit. Big pet peeve of mine.
