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Post by BrownstotheBone on Jul 31, 2014 19:53:01 GMT -5
This week is carrying over from last Friday. I'll explain. Last Friday I delivered 4 garden cucumbers to my mom's house. She asked me if I could straighten a bush/tree for her with a rope and a stake. So I reached down and grabbed the trunk to see how much force it would take. I pulled it pretty good 3-4 times. After a couple good pulls she yells to me from the front door "You've got bees!" Just as she says that I get stung on my right side neck and left calf. So I let out a scream, take off my hat, bash myself all over and run to my car 50 ft away in the driveway. Once in the car I was stung on the left side waist high, jump out of the car and flip my shirt. Get back in the car and see a big black 2 bodied thin thorax wasp/hornet on my passenger window. So I hit the window button.. Lower it to the door and flick it out with my best "paper football field goal kick" . There was a nest in the tree and I was lucky to only be stung 4-5 times. I didn't think I was allergic but here we are a week later and all stings have swollen up and are itching like all get out. I'm taking Benadryl, icing and applying calamine lotion. Hopefully the swelling goes down on my neck. People were looking at me all "weird like" at the grocery store when I was buying beer.
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Post by brownsphenom on Jul 31, 2014 21:14:07 GMT -5
I'm calling bullshit here, I'm guessing you got stopped by a cop and jumped out yelling "BEES"
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Post by TommyDee on Jul 31, 2014 21:20:30 GMT -5
Sounds like a setup by Mom. Good move.
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 31, 2014 22:24:27 GMT -5
Are you serious? I'm the first one to post this?
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Post by Diz on Aug 1, 2014 7:22:03 GMT -5
BTTB's Mom > BTTB
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Aug 1, 2014 11:28:17 GMT -5
BTTB's Mom > Cops BTTB > Chris Farley
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 1, 2014 12:26:45 GMT -5
You aren't better than Chris Farley. That's just a lie.
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2014 13:31:01 GMT -5
You aren't better than Chris Farley. That's just a lie. Well at least BTTB is above ground.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Aug 1, 2014 13:49:19 GMT -5
You aren't better than Chris Farley. That's just a lie. Never said I was better. Talking about the movie. I was him and mom was the cops. She wanted no part and was behind the screen door. I was doing what Chris was doing.
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 1, 2014 13:56:31 GMT -5
Then use the = sign. > means better or larger or some shit.
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Post by Diz on Aug 1, 2014 14:24:34 GMT -5
Southerners, smh.
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Post by flats on Aug 1, 2014 14:31:12 GMT -5
Last Friday I delivered 4 garden cucumbers to my mom's house. I "delivered a cucumber" to your mom Saturday night.
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Post by Diz on Aug 1, 2014 14:34:48 GMT -5
I didn't know tomatoes are a fruit.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Aug 1, 2014 14:57:24 GMT -5
Last Friday I delivered 4 garden cucumbers to my mom's house. I "delivered a cucumber" to your mom Saturday night.
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