You have been served

[Diz]

So, i've been getting calls for 3 days now that i will be getting served today between 12 and 5 at my residence or my place of employment. Not only has this douche nozzle been calling me, but she keeps calling my mom and dad too. I'm about 99% sure it's some chick trying to scam me. Any who, it's fucking annoying so i decided to annoy her. She called me 10 minutes ago so i clicked answer on my phone and said "F" then sat there for 30 seconds in silence while she yelled HELLO HELLO. She hangs up and calls again so i answer and say "U" same thing. I got up to F U C K O before she stopped calling. I said "space" in between the K and O, so she called 6 times. lol

[Voodoochile]

The ex?

[G&T]

I am downright mean to telemarketers. We have caller ID and one from "Michael Means" keeps calling and not leaving a message. We have a generic message so you only hear the number you called not our voices so I just figured he had a wrong number and would stop in time. Nope. Last night I answer and this guy says "I'm calling on behalf of Time Warner Cable". That's when it went really wrong for him.

[Diz]

I don't think so. She isn't dumb enough to do that.

I'm pretty sure its a scam. I googled the number 866-809-9850 and all the comments say it's a scam.

[brownsphenom]

check Tom Mabe, funny guy with telemarkers

[G&T]

Jan 15, 2014 11:20:12 GMT -5 brownsphenom said:

check Tom Mabe, funny guy with telemarkers

The best. We used to do the phone thing and record it on a cassette player with a suction cup mic we got a Radio Shack. We'd call someone up and tell them they won a prize at their local radio station! Woo hoo! Then we'd have them drive down to pick it up. Next we'd call back and if they drove down and got rejected we'd say "who did you talk to?" and when they would say "Bill" or whatever we'd say something like "Oh I'm sorry, you were supposed to ask for Dave", can you stop by tomorrow at 11am and try again? then we'd listen to the tapes while drinking and smoking on the octopus, our own youtube in 1979. We had all of the National Lampoon cassettes too, some funny shit back then.

[Voodoochile]

I fucked with a survey taker for about 20 minutes one night. She was asking about Canada's new banking laws or some shit. This was probably about 14-15 years ago. She had no idea I was in Mississippi and have no idea how she managed to call a US line accidentally. The questions were rating certain things from 1-10 on if you agreed or not and other shit. I was all over the board with my answers and would have been contradicting myself with every answer. When she was finished and thanking me for my time I said you do realize you have called someone in Jackson Mississippi right?

There was at least a minute of dead air before she started apologizing. I told her not to sweat it that I was drunk and had the best laugh in days. She just laughed & said I wondered about your accent.

[Diz]

I haven't been served yet. She's got an hour left.

[Voodoochile]

I was served once. Some chick rings the door, I answer it & she shoves an envelope in my face and said you've been served.

I opened the envelope and it was divorce papers from my first wife. I cranked up The Who's I'm Free to full volume and fucked the shit out of my now current wife right on the living room floor.

[Josh]

Haha for sure a scam. I had a guy claiming to be a summit county sheriff but called from a Chicago area code and said I needed to pay some company or i would be served for fraud lol. I said to him " do you know it's against the law to impersonate a police officer?" Never heard from him again.

[Voodoochile]

I like the Microsoft scammers or whoever they are calling to say there is suspicious stuff coming from or to our network or IP address or some shit. I start off by asking which network or IP address? They ask how many we have. I just say six now which one is the issue? They just hang up.