Sigflanagan6
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jul 18, 2013 15:54:05 GMT -5
We have had a mad rush of new members in the last 24 hours, and we just wanted to welcome you and catch you up to speed so you feel more comfortable. First, you'll notice we divided the Cavs and Indians talk into their own forums. Feel free to post and share in those areas.
Now, a bunch of us have been here for a few years, and have developed a few ongoing jokes, or sayings. Figured we would fill you in on those so you aren't out of the loop or completely lost. We are not a politically correct group, never will be. Our vision for this place was and always will be to make this place a virtual sports bar. Anything and everything goes. So here's a crash course
1. HOT WATER/ Fuck you in the pants: Occasionally a guy by the name of mevins shows up here. He is simply put crazy and has an unhealthy love of Brady Quinn. On one of his visits he got into it with one of our regulars and told him he was calling the police on him and that he was in HOT WATER!!!!!! He then said "fuck you right in the pants" which is probably the best thing he has ever said. This was after pics of his wife were posted on here.
2. Diz is gay. For the record, Diz is not really gay, but he makes some questionable posts for a heterosexual man. He gets upset if you point this out too often, but once you hang around, you will see what we mean. This whole thing was really started by and kept going by my next point..
3. Bobbymo: Bobby was one of the originals here, he was one of us if you will. Bobby just passed away, and well it sucks. He always called Diz gay, he loved fist pumping, black women, and people who in his opinion "had no fucks to give". He was one of the best and is missed by all of us. If someone says you've posted something that reminds them of bobby, that's probably the highest compliment you will get around here.
4. Ace is crazy. I say this in the nicest, most loving way possible. He has like twenty ghost accounts on here, and uses them frequently. He will say just crazy off the wall stuff, and make you think he is a wrong look away from being the next defendant in a case Nancy Grace covers. Truth is, the guy is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet and will do anything for this place. He is our Steve Buschemi from Billy Madison.
I will let others throw in what they want. But sincerely welcome, thanks for coming, and if and when you meet any of us in person, first beer is on INF, he's filthy rich.
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Post by animaldawg on Jul 18, 2013 15:58:24 GMT -5
So if I create like 12 accounts, INF will buy me a 12 pack?
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 18, 2013 16:01:18 GMT -5
I didn't see that comma between fist pumping and black women at first. I had already hit the edit button before I noticed it.
There is also an on & off poster who keeps deleting his account. Goes by themajai. He like mevins is an odd sort. Hasn't been around in a while but you never know. Maybe he finally found that lady friend he was so desperate for.
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Sigflanagan6
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jul 18, 2013 16:04:01 GMT -5
So if I create like 12 accounts, INF will buy me a 12 pack? That or he will betroth you one of his daughters. While we are on the topic of INF, if he tells you to bet something, bet the opposite. 90% of the time this will guarantee you win your bet.
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 18, 2013 16:04:06 GMT -5
Oh and welcome to all new people.
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 18, 2013 16:05:25 GMT -5
Speaking of Javvy, does anyone have his email? We may want to let him know about Bobby.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2013 16:05:57 GMT -5
Could I be a different Steve Buscemi?
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Sigflanagan6
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jul 18, 2013 16:07:39 GMT -5
Could I be a different Steve Buscemi? You pick whatever one you want buddy.
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Post by DZ on Jul 18, 2013 16:20:33 GMT -5
We have had a mad rush of new members in the last 24 hours, and we just wanted to welcome you and catch you up to speed so you feel more comfortable. First, you'll notice we divided the Cavs and Indians talk into their own forums. Feel free to post and share in those areas. Now, a bunch of us have been here for a few years, and have developed a few ongoing jokes, or sayings. Figured we would fill you in on those so you aren't out of the loop or completely lost. We are not a politically correct group, never will be. Our vision for this place was and always will be to make this place a virtual sports bar. Anything and everything goes. So here's a crash course 1. HOT WATER/ Fuck you in the pants: Occasionally a guy by the name of mevins shows up here. He is simply put crazy and has an unhealthy love of Brady Quinn. On one of his visits he got into it with one of our regulars and told him he was calling the police on him and that he was in HOT WATER!!!!!! He then said "fuck you right in the pants" which is probably the best thing he has ever said. This was after pics of his wife were posted on here. 2. Diz is gay. For the record, Diz is not really gay, but he makes some questionable posts for a heterosexual man. He gets upset if you point this out too often, but once you hang around, you will see what we mean. This whole thing was really started by and kept going by my next point.. 3. Bobbymo: Bobby was one of the originals here, he was one of us if you will. Bobby just passed away, and well it sucks. He always called Diz gay, he loved fist pumping, black women, and people who in his opinion "had no fucks to give". He was one of the best and is missed by all of us. If someone says you've posted something that reminds them of bobby, that's probably the highest compliment you will get around here. 4. Ace is crazy. I say this in the nicest, most loving way possible. He has like twenty ghost accounts on here, and uses them frequently. He will say just crazy off the wall stuff, and make you think he is a wrong look away from being the next defendant in a case Nancy Grace covers. Truth is, the guy is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet and will do anything for this place. He is our Steve Buschemi from Billy Madison. I will let others throw in what they want. But sincerely welcome, thanks for coming, and if and when you meet any of us in person, first beer is on INF, he's filthy rich. Alright. I'll keep all that in mind. Also, please keep in mind that if I happen to call you or anyone else here a "piece of shit cock sucking smooch", I really mean to say that I like you, and I'm sure you're not as dumb as I think you are. But anyway, thanks for the summary!
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 18, 2013 16:23:28 GMT -5
Javvy is INF by the way. He used to go by Javert a lifetime ago.
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2013 16:32:11 GMT -5
The gin in the cabinet is mine, keep your hands the fuck off.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2013 16:33:01 GMT -5
Could I be a different Steve Buscemi? You pick whatever one you want buddy. The obvious choice of course is John from "Saint John of Las Vegas" but I think I'll do: The Equalizer (TV series) Archie, the Electronics Store Clerk – Re-Entry (1987) … Archie, the Electronics Store Clerk
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2013 16:38:48 GMT -5
Good god. On second thought, I'll take Mr. Pink and the barrage of lead.
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brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Jul 18, 2013 17:15:42 GMT -5
Complete lack of new guy knowledge
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2013 17:17:54 GMT -5
I'll let Sig explain that one phenom.
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Sigflanagan6
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jul 18, 2013 17:23:03 GMT -5
I forgot an important one. Mikey shaves his asshole. Not like he shaves his cheeks, he actually takes a razor and shaves his brown star.
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2013 17:26:05 GMT -5
Welp, it was nice knowing you new members, bye.
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Post by Voodoochile on Jul 18, 2013 17:36:53 GMT -5
LOL.
Hope your reading this in heaven Bobby.
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brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Jul 18, 2013 17:40:36 GMT -5
I'll let Sig explain that one phenom.
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Sigflanagan6
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jul 18, 2013 17:46:42 GMT -5
What the hell am I explaining? That g&t is an old crotchety man? I'm confused
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2013 18:00:43 GMT -5
You mean Sig doesn't know?
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Post by brownsphenom on Jul 18, 2013 18:53:08 GMT -5
What the hell am I explaining? That g&t is an old crotchety man? I'm confused Lack of sigs ol man knowledge
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Post by JoshFlagner on Jul 18, 2013 19:00:00 GMT -5
I didn't see that comma between fist pumping and black women at first. I had already hit the edit button before I noticed it. I sort of wish there wasn't supposed to be a comma between fist pumping and black women. Now my dream tonight isn't going to be as much fun as it could have been. The gin in the cabinet is mine, keep your hands the fuck off. Oops. I'll puke soon. You can have that.
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2013 19:03:51 GMT -5
It's a man's drink son.
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Post by JoshFlagner on Jul 18, 2013 19:07:06 GMT -5
Dude. You're so right. Puke is a man's drink. Have at it. I'll just keep drinking your gin.
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