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Post by acejack on Sept 22, 2012 2:49:26 GMT -5
Fucking bad ass.
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Post by acejack on Sept 22, 2012 3:05:03 GMT -5
Spoilers to follow. ;D --- I'm glad Ridley Scott did this film, telling the story of the "Space Jockeys" from Alien. Those who read on and don't remember the Space Jockeys, it was their ship that crashed on LV-426 and caused the Nostromo to follow their beacon to the crash site and facehugging and bad shit ensues. It's a few decades earlier and the people of Earth are out on a star trek looking for our creators who previously visited our planet and left a map how to seek them out. We find the planet the Jockeys (or "Engineers" as we call them) told us to find, and it's a nasty fucking place. Not LV-426 nasty, more like LV-223 nasty, but still pretty bad. Your chick will be attached to you for 10 or 15 minutes. Specifically, healthcare rules in the future if you've got your Javvy on. I loved the crew. Fassbender rules at everything. Noomi Rapace is fantastic as well. She somehow gets even more violated than she did in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Idris Elba was a cool cat as always. Charlize Theron continues being hot. Guy Pearce was apparently in it, but they thought he'd be better as a 100 something year old guy so you'd never know it. I really like what they did with the planetary curveball. They make you think you're so fucking smart and you've got it easily figured out. "Oh, there he is in the chair." -- "Now they're going to hit him and then he'll crash land on LV-426." Nope. White Boy Roy crashed on LV-223, and he died on the floor of the escape pod with no mask on. The Xeno I'm guessing, is the Queen that came before the Queen that laid the eggs that John Hurt seemed to like so much. Then again, it could also be a different Queen of a parallel evolution at about the same point. There's a bunch of that black shit and there was more than one ship. I guess we'll find out eventually as Prometheus 2 is officially announced starring: A really white CGI guy! Also, Dragon Tats and Magneto. Hopefully she'll do a better job putting David back together than Ripley did with Bishop.
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Post by G&T on Sept 22, 2012 18:59:17 GMT -5
Fucking bad ass. Agreed, but I had to knock two stars off just for the scene where the dumbass approaches the cute snake popping up out of the river of tar. Just like the single woman in every horror movie that walks out into the woods alone at 2 am. Also, if I ever meet Charlize Theron I'm asking her if she's a robot.
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Post by acejack on Sept 22, 2012 19:14:47 GMT -5
Fucking bad ass. Also, if I ever meet Charlize Theron I'm asking her if she's a robot. LOL. When the cute snake was shoving itself down dude's throat I said: "Oh look, that's the same thing that's happening to Charlize Theron!"
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Post by Diz on Sept 22, 2012 19:35:36 GMT -5
Perfect. Another movie review by ace. Im guessing he likes it (i don't care to read his opinion) which probably means it sucks. I swear, nobody cares what the little emo Fag thinks about a movie. Ace breaking down movies is like the maij breaking down football.
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Post by acejack on Sept 22, 2012 19:53:48 GMT -5
Here diz, I'll let you review this one. Everyone on the poster looks like they suck dick, so it should be right up your alley.
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 2:20:28 GMT -5
I swear, nobody cares what the little emo Fag thinks about a movie. Also, am I really an emo ***? And why is *** capitalized? Hey, why is it dizzle is allowed to say *** and I'm not? Oh I get it. dizzle is a ***, so he's allowed to say ***. Oh well, small price to pay not to gargle another man's bathwater. By the way, in case you didn't know, dizzle is Klingon for ***, so it works out well.
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Post by G&T on Sept 23, 2012 9:05:33 GMT -5
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Post by flats on Sept 23, 2012 9:15:22 GMT -5
I wasn't impressed by Prometheus. It asks all these big philosophical questions, but never has anything interesting to say about them. It has a few good scenes of horror (the aborto-matic, and when the trained biologist decides it is a good idea to fuck with a pissed off space cobra). But those aren't enough to carry the movie.
If you want to be stunned check out The Master. Incredible performances. Bizarre story. I freaking loooove Paul Thomas Anderson. All the guy directs is masterpieces (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood), plus Ghoulardi's his dad. So you gotta give him some love for that.
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 13:41:50 GMT -5
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Post by G&T on Sept 23, 2012 13:57:19 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 14:17:47 GMT -5
I wasn't impressed by Prometheus. It asks all these big philosophical questions, but never has anything interesting to say about them. It has a few good scenes of horror (the aborto-matic, and when the trained biologist decides it is a good idea to fuck with a pissed off space cobra). But those aren't enough to carry the movie. If you want to be stunned check out The Master. Incredible performances. Bizarre story. I freaking loooove Paul Thomas Anderson. All the guy directs is masterpieces (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood), plus Ghoulardi's his dad. So you gotta give him some love for that. What big philosophical question were you looking to have answered? The whole "Why are we here?" bullshit? We're here to drink whiskey, play blackjack and listen to old school metal. I was more interested in "Who was that fossil guy in the derelict ship?" I've heard about The Master for years now. Sounds interesting, I'll check it out on Netflix. Thing is, I don't really care about Paul Thomas Anderson. I get that he's a great director, I just don't really like his movies. The only one I honestly enjoyed was There Will Be Blood and I liked it so much I watched it once. Boogie Nights is alright, but again, I think I might have watched it once or twice. Magnolia? Fuck off.
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Post by flats on Sept 23, 2012 16:48:35 GMT -5
What big philosophical question were you looking to have answered? The whole "Why are we here?" bullshit? All I wanted out of the movie was a good piece of sci-fi horror. But if they're gonna spend 2.5 hours asking about the "why are we here" bullshit, they should at least offer some kind of insightful comment on the subject. Otherwise why include it? Pretentiousness.
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 17:06:17 GMT -5
I guess they wanted to portray her as a idealist to contrast the Weyland people who have been all about one thing since 1979. They did address that somewhat with her continuing on her journey instead of saying "fuck it" and going home.
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Post by flats on Sept 23, 2012 17:11:43 GMT -5
What do you think cost more money? Hiring Guy Pierce to be in the movie, or all the makeup they used to try and prevent anyone from realizing Guy Pierce was in this movie?
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 17:34:04 GMT -5
No shit. The credits rolled and I said: "That was Guy Pearce?" He has the weirdest resume. It's like Oscar Winner, Straight To Video, Oscar Winner, Straight To Video.
He's going to be in the third Iron Man movie which I see Jon Favreau slowly backing away from. Not sure why Shane Black is directing that. Last I checked he wrote blackguy/whiteguy buddy films. Maybe Stark and Rhodey are going to be the new Riggs and Murtaugh. Also, his wife's pussy is as big as a house.
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Post by flats on Sept 23, 2012 19:53:45 GMT -5
IM3 can't possibly be any worse than IM2 was. No matter who's involved.
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Post by acejack on Sept 23, 2012 21:20:51 GMT -5
So last night I was going down on Pepper and I say "Geez you've got a big pussy. Geez you've got a big pussy", she said "Why'd you say it twice?". I said "I didn't".
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 23, 2012 21:37:20 GMT -5
If I ever wrote a buddy movie, it would be about Ace and Diz
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Post by acejack on Sept 24, 2012 1:16:30 GMT -5
If I ever wrote a buddy movie, it would be about Ace and Diz The actor who played Diz would break his hand the 25th time he banged his fist on the desk and said "I DON'T KNOW WHO SHANE BLACK IS!!!"
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 24, 2012 2:14:28 GMT -5
I'd love to cast a movie for this place.
Sig: Jamie Kennedy Tommy: DJ Qualls Mikey: Keith Jardine Flats: Jonah Hill Diz: Giovanni Ribisi Ace: Gary Busey Bobby: Vin Diesel BTTB: Jim Carey Voodoo: Tommy Lee Jones Lori: Reese Witherspoon BG19: hologram Britney Murphy Phenom: Lou Ferigno G&T: Tommy Chong
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Post by acejack on Sept 24, 2012 2:25:54 GMT -5
Pretty much.
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Post by flats on Sept 24, 2012 7:55:30 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Apr 6, 2013 19:23:59 GMT -5
You think Miss Vickers makes David eat her pussy?
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Apr 6, 2013 23:12:29 GMT -5
It's true, I do talk out my ass at times.
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