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Post by G&T on Sept 18, 2012 8:06:37 GMT -5
2-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's hear your take ace. He's already looking ahead to his beat-down next Sunday.
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Post by Diz on Sept 18, 2012 13:28:45 GMT -5
2-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's hear your take ace. He's already looking ahead to his beat-down next Sunday.
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Post by G&T on Sept 18, 2012 14:07:42 GMT -5
He's already looking ahead to his beat-down next Sunday. Jesus Christ, it'd be like feeding a tic tac to a whale if she sucked your dick.
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Post by acejack on Sept 18, 2012 14:28:22 GMT -5
I thought Woody was doing it. He made the thread. ;D
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Post by G&T on Sept 18, 2012 15:32:16 GMT -5
I thought Woody was doing it. He made the thread. ;D That was the pre-fake-game thread.
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Post by acejack on Sept 18, 2012 20:29:15 GMT -5
Oh, well.
WEEK 2: I lost, Chip is the league champion now.
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Post by TommyDee on Sept 19, 2012 7:41:31 GMT -5
Week 2 Wrapup: Milwaukee Wood & The Shiners -
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Post by acejack on Sept 25, 2012 4:28:50 GMT -5
Week 3: The Shitburger Edition.
A league record fell as WoodyDawg (who has since realized it's not that cool to have "Dawg" at the end of your name) laid an 81 point buggering on the Mexico City Mexicans. Fortunately, Woody is fifty something years old and has been eating cheese soup for the last 20 years. Clogged arteries can cause erectile dysfunction, which reduces Woody to wiggling his frustrated lil' dick in the green room while Ace explains to Ray the Guru that it's really Woody's team.
If you thought the 49 Team Jaxx put up was bad, check out BG19's 48. (Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.) Fraulein Braun, whoever told you to take Drew Brees #1 overall was incorrect. I realize taking Aaron Rodgers #5 overall was also incorrect but, you had more choice in the matter. The good news is, your score does not earn you a league record for the shittiest score in history. That honor falls on co-yahoos DirtyDozen and bobbymo with 34. Way to set your lineups all year.
In other news, the Milwaukee Wood Gurus are the league's last unbeaten team as the Shiners fall to the Sarasota Tightends 97-68. Shiners owner Tom D was said to be "melting" as Philip Rivers and Malcom Floyd scored only 8 points while Andrew Luck and Michael Turner racked up 37. For those of you doing the math at home, leaving the Chargers on the bench could have been the difference between a loss and a tie, and we'll see if that means something at the end of the season when we find out who goes through to the playoffs and who goes home.
In other other news, how is Dizzle's team 0-3? After the draft many speculated a return to the playoffs from the RB's but questionable lineup choices, injuries and a tough schedule have the team sitting dead last. Look for the RB's to bounce back week 4 against a banged up Mexican team.
Just like your regular local news, some games don't get highlights and they just show the scores. Leg Humpers get their first win 83-69 over team Phenom and Gabby Johnson gets 17 out of Tom Brady as they defeat Team jones 75-68.
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Post by G&T on Sept 30, 2012 16:39:47 GMT -5
Well fuck I completely missed Kaeding being out. Looks like it might cost me my first loss too.
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Post by TommyDee on Sept 30, 2012 19:20:35 GMT -5
I let girls win.
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 30, 2012 23:38:51 GMT -5
My banged up team narrowly wins. I'm going to have to look into making a trade here. Three good rb's, three good wr's, two average qb's.
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Post by acejack on Oct 1, 2012 0:15:52 GMT -5
My banged up team narrowly wins. I'm going to have to look into making a trade here. Three good rb's, three good wr's, two average qb's. Shut your eyes, Woody!
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Post by Diz on Oct 1, 2012 7:55:38 GMT -5
Me too, you're welcome ace. Nothing would be worse than listening to ace whine this week because i beat him, so i figured i'd let him win. Now is when i go, no more loses.
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Post by acejack on Oct 1, 2012 12:50:34 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're melting so bad right now! I haven't seen anyone melt like this since I went to see "Wicked" on Boradway. HOw does it feel diz, knowing that you already lost and I have DEZ BRYANT set to play tonight? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA feeling a bit ummmmmmmm DOMINATED?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
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Post by Diz on Oct 1, 2012 12:53:45 GMT -5
I hope Dez gets minus 10 points.
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Post by Diz on Oct 1, 2012 13:02:32 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Oct 1, 2012 13:24:04 GMT -5
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Post by G&T on Oct 1, 2012 15:04:47 GMT -5
So I hang up the phone with a client this morning get up to go up stairs and I say "I'll be right back" to the dog we put down Friday. I would always say that or "Go outside?" to him. Woof
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Post by G&T on Oct 1, 2012 15:06:16 GMT -5
Can a kicker get negative points?
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Post by G&T on Oct 1, 2012 15:06:36 GMT -5
And yes I'm too fucking lazy to go look myself.
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Post by Diz on Oct 1, 2012 15:07:01 GMT -5
Can a kicker get negative points? Yep, missed fg's.
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Post by Diz on Oct 1, 2012 15:07:55 GMT -5
Kicking Each PAT Made (PAT) 1 Total FG Missed (FGM) -1 FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0) 3 FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40) 4 FG Made (50+ yards) (FG50) 5
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Post by G&T on Oct 1, 2012 15:08:36 GMT -5
Fuckin' A my night ain't over yet. Gimpy needs to have a Jamal Charles in New Orleans day for me...
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Post by G&T on Oct 1, 2012 15:09:08 GMT -5
Fuckin' A my night ain't over yet. Gimpy needs to have a Jamal Charles in New Orleans day for me... So on that note I declare drinking time is here.
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Post by Voodoochile on Oct 1, 2012 20:06:00 GMT -5
And then some. She had the Steelers D on a bye & didn't adjust.
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