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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 3:43:40 GMT -5
Good morning suck asses! Week 1 is in the books and I still hate Phenom for taking David Akers when I already had him penciled in. Our top story tonight is The Mexico City Mexicans defeated The Fighting Flying J's 105-85 and have earned the title of FFL Champion! Mexican spokesperson says: "No vaunting custom status proclamations will be made. The people know who is the true champion, and Mr. Jack is putting that title on the line next week against Team jones." In other news, that team from Milwaukee came within 15 of the league record week one, dropping a 132 on Team jones. The score and the 52 point margin sets the bars for this season, but doesn't come close to the 147 point, 77 point beatdown set last season, by eventual champion, Mexico City. Other winners this week are The Shiners, TightsEnds, team Phenom and Gabby Johnsons. Way to go, you're one game closer to losing to me in the playoffs. Other fucking losers are Team Honig, set your fucking lineup Javvy. BG19, next time have someone help you draft. Phoenix Leg Humpers. Wait a minute, Phoenix Leg Humpers? Aren't you the prick that knocked me out of the conference champs last year and you lose 79-75 to the new girl? Next year have BG19 help you draft. Last and absolutely fucking least is our weekly Shitbird Trophy winner. With 70 points, I'm thinking RB's you sucked the hardest this week. When you took Rice and Peterson 1 & 2, I knew you could get 40 a week from just your backs. I just thought you'd play them both. I'll probably see you in the playoffs, but for now enjoy your Shitbird, shitdick.
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Post by TommyDee on Sept 11, 2012 7:44:55 GMT -5
So the weekly wrap-up is pretty much ace sucking his own cock?
Sweet.
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Post by Diz on Sept 11, 2012 7:47:27 GMT -5
I thought he was a writer? I thought this would be more creative and funner......
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 13:51:10 GMT -5
Apparently Tommy wants his dick sucked for squeaking past Javvy with Sig's losing score. Javvy by the way, still has Kellen Winslow on his roster. Hang on, let me get a fucking hip hip hooray going for you.
And Diz, I didn't go to college, but I do know that "funner" is in fact, not a word.
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Post by Voodoochile on Sept 11, 2012 13:57:44 GMT -5
Funner is like funnest just not quite so funn.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 17:00:41 GMT -5
Straight outta the Dixie-onary.
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Post by Voodoochile on Sept 11, 2012 17:03:53 GMT -5
Better than ebonics I say.
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Post by G&T on Sept 11, 2012 20:11:48 GMT -5
Isn't this cute. Do we get comedy from the first loser every week in this league?
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 11, 2012 21:16:14 GMT -5
The Jordan Cameron experiment is over.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 21:26:24 GMT -5
Isn't this cute. Do we get comedy from the first loser every week in this league? The one guy that doesn't get smacked is the one that's surly? Hey Woody, can we know the name of the guy who drafted your team for you? So instead of us calling it "Woody's team" which is obviously a misnomer, we can call it "Rick's team" or "Chet's team" instead.
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Post by TommyDee on Sept 11, 2012 21:27:39 GMT -5
I think the point here is if you are going to do this ace, don't just pimp yourself. Or don't bother.
Love,
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 21:29:49 GMT -5
The Jordan Cameron experiment is over. Too bad Paul isn't in it anymore. He would have traded you Gronk for Brandon Jacobs.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 21:30:21 GMT -5
I think the point here is if you are going to do this ace, don't just pimp yourself. Or don't bother. Love, Us When did Tommy stop getting it?
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Post by TommyDee on Sept 11, 2012 21:33:33 GMT -5
When you didn't give my shitty team enough credit for a win.
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 11, 2012 21:36:38 GMT -5
The Jordan Cameron experiment is over. Too bad Paul isn't in it anymore. He would have traded you Gronk for Brandon Jacobs. True. My entire team had 2 td's total, and you only beat me bye 20. Oh and my TE scored zero points. But hey, impressive win.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 21:42:02 GMT -5
When you didn't give my shitty team enough credit for a win.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 21:45:39 GMT -5
Too bad Paul isn't in it anymore. He would have traded you Gronk for Brandon Jacobs. True. My entire team had 2 td's total, and you only beat me bye 20. Oh and my TE scored zero points. But hey, impressive win. My TE scored 3. You want me to spot you that 3 because you were being insane?
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 11, 2012 21:47:56 GMT -5
Does anybody else picture Ace making these posts while wearing a championship belt he fashioned out of cardboard?
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Post by G&T on Sept 11, 2012 21:55:02 GMT -5
Isn't this cute. Do we get comedy from the first loser every week in this league? The one guy that doesn't get smacked is the one that's surly? Hey Woody, can we know the name of the guy who drafted your team for you? So instead of us calling it "Woody's team" which is obviously a misnomer, we can call it "Rick's team" or "Chet's team" instead. You can call him Ray.
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Post by G&T on Sept 11, 2012 21:58:22 GMT -5
Does anybody else picture Ace making these posts while wearing a championship belt he fashioned out of cardboard?
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 22:05:44 GMT -5
Sig actually gets really mad whenever the story of trade raping Paul is brought up. Not sure why. I was trying to do it too, I just didn't have his phone number to send him 400 texts a day until he fucking snapped.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 22:08:48 GMT -5
Does anybody else picture Ace making these posts while wearing a championship belt he fashioned out of cardboard? Is that you laughing, or is it Ray? Does he make your posts here as well?
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Sept 11, 2012 22:09:12 GMT -5
No I think it's funny. Especially because the trade he proposed was worse than at least 6 offers I made him.
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Post by Voodoochile on Sept 11, 2012 22:20:19 GMT -5
Ace needs some pussy. Not that everyday metrosexual crap he's been hitting but actual pussy.
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Post by acejack on Sept 11, 2012 22:31:45 GMT -5
Ace needs some pussy. Not that everyday metrosexual crap he's been hitting but actual pussy. Trying to figure out if Voodoo's TRS-80 autocorrected metrosexual for something else, or if it means something really different in Mississippi. Maybe to them it means former Manson girls trying to fit in with the Montessori crowd now. Because if so, that would be right, actually.
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