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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 7, 2012 13:41:43 GMT -5
Yeah, a golf ball has an arced flight path too. Don't be a wiseass, Sikh beard.
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Post by Diz on Aug 7, 2012 13:44:11 GMT -5
I was going to comment but then decided i wanted nothing to do with that convo.
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 7, 2012 13:51:39 GMT -5
I was going to ask why you were quoting but got busy & just hit the post button.
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Post by Diz on Aug 7, 2012 13:53:15 GMT -5
I was going to ask why you were quoting but got busy & just hit the post button.
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Post by acejack on Aug 7, 2012 14:02:08 GMT -5
Yeah, a golf ball has an arced flight path too. Don't be a wiseass, Sikh beard. I jerk it to my sister, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 7, 2012 14:12:43 GMT -5
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 7, 2012 14:14:34 GMT -5
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 7, 2012 14:30:12 GMT -5
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Post by G&T on Aug 8, 2012 0:11:48 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Aug 8, 2012 2:32:53 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Aug 10, 2012 21:55:38 GMT -5
The wife and I got drunk and watched Raw Deal last night and had the best time. What a fucking retard of a movie that is. I know Running Man and Commando has some wacky shit, but not like this. Every time something would happen we'd be like "ARRGHHH! You chust fell off ur motacycle. You got ze RAW DEAL!!" or "You came here to have big time sex vit Arnold but I fell asleep instead. RAW DEAL FOR YOU!!".
It was funny. I guess you had to be there.
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Post by G&T on Aug 10, 2012 22:13:29 GMT -5
The wife and I got drunk and watched Raw Deal last night and had the best time. What a fucking retard of a movie that is. I know Running Man and Commando has some wacky shit, but not like this. Every time something would happen we'd be like "ARRGHHH! You chust fell off ur motacycle. You got ze RAW DEAL!!" or "You came here to have big time sex vit Arnold but I fell asleep instead. RAW DEAL FOR YOU!!". It was funny. I guess you had to be there. Send us pics of your wife watching it and we might have a better idea.
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 10, 2012 22:14:04 GMT -5
That and you had to smoke as much as you had.
How about this for a remake:
The entire Alien series. Feel like it could have been so much better.
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Post by acejack on Aug 10, 2012 23:03:12 GMT -5
Never mind Woody wanting to batch out to my wife.
Alien 1, 2 and 4 are fantastic. Yeah, 3 sucked, but that's because you don't shave Sigourney Weaver's head, and you don't give Charles S. Dutton that big a role, ever!
So that blatant misstep aside, you want to remake films that were done by Ridley Scott, James Cameron and Jean-Pierre Jeunet? You're fucking bananas. Get out of here!
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Post by acejack on Aug 10, 2012 23:07:54 GMT -5
Oh wow, I forgot 3 was directed by David Fincher.
In all fairness it was his first film, but yeah that one had problems. Though that's some franchise to get handed the keys to on your directorial debut.
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 10, 2012 23:08:57 GMT -5
I think the first one was great. After that? Decent.
But I'm not saying they sucked. I just think they could make them better. Especially with todays tech.
No?
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Post by acejack on Aug 10, 2012 23:18:25 GMT -5
Ash looked a little goofy all busted up in 1, but aside from that what would you really improve? It wasn't really a huge action/SFX film it was really more suspense than anything. Would Jaws be better with a scarier shark?
There is no way you could remake the second installment any better than it was done. There's not one thing you could point to and say this one thing is worth scrapping the fucking performances in that film. They don't make Michael Biehns and Bill Paxtons anymore. And tell me which actress out there could even audition for Ellen Ripley with a straight face. Maybe old Katey Sagal from Sons of Anarchy, but I think she missed that fucking window by 10, 15 years even.
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Post by flats on Aug 11, 2012 1:55:36 GMT -5
Three is LIGHT YEARS better than 4. Resurrection is unwatchable.
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Post by flats on Aug 11, 2012 1:57:52 GMT -5
It goes like this: 1 was great. 2 was good. 3 was meh. 4 was bleh. 5 was meh again.
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Post by flats on Aug 11, 2012 1:58:38 GMT -5
Seriously. Resurrection was like AVP bad.
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Post by acejack on Aug 11, 2012 4:04:21 GMT -5
Really, you're not a big JPJ fan? I thought you'd be all over that. Maybe you are more of a 21 Jump St. than a King's Speech guy. Yeah, the film had it's problems but I love the fucking cast. I think he wanted Audrey Tautou as Ripley, but they were insistent.
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Post by flats on Aug 11, 2012 17:23:56 GMT -5
Not a fan of JPJ (Amelie sucks), nor am I a big fan of Joss Whedon. So Resurrection never stood a chance.
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Post by acejack on Aug 11, 2012 17:43:56 GMT -5
He's a good director, but he's definitely overrated by the art house crowd. Amelie was a nice looking movie. For the life of me I can't remember what the point of it was. A little mousey Parisette can't find a boyfriend, some shit. I fucking hated The City Of Lost Children. I guess the only movies I really like from him are Delicatessen and Alien 4.
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Post by Diz on Aug 16, 2012 8:31:58 GMT -5
stupid
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Post by Diz on Aug 16, 2012 8:34:00 GMT -5
more stupider
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