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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 4:58:03 GMT -5
I think my first choice would have to be Natural Born Killers.
I know this is unlikely a popular opinion and this is not to say that NBK isn't one of my favorite films, but Oliver Stone missed the fucking point. Not only that but he used so many dated moves it's getting more and more eegh all the time.
The giant shame is the amazing casting and all of the scenes that they got right. They gave Ollie the best ever QT script and at best it's a top 25 movie.
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2012 7:45:03 GMT -5
Avengers
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Post by G&T on Aug 1, 2012 7:54:28 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2012 8:13:05 GMT -5
All the Star Wars movies.
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Post by Mikey33 on Aug 1, 2012 8:27:53 GMT -5
This - or at least edit everyone not Iron Man out of it. |
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Post by Mikey33 on Aug 1, 2012 8:28:24 GMT -5
All the Star Wars movies. This as well. Try to add some sense to them. |
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 1, 2012 8:45:42 GMT -5
Kindergarten Cop
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Post by Diz on Aug 1, 2012 8:49:46 GMT -5
It is not a tumooor.
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Post by Diz on Aug 1, 2012 8:49:54 GMT -5
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
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Post by Mikey33 on Aug 1, 2012 10:10:26 GMT -5
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina. my boy's all growns up |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 12:13:21 GMT -5
This - or at least edit everyone not Iron Man out of it. Welcome back to the Bored Board! Dude, you're in luck. They totally made that movie:  |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 12:15:44 GMT -5
Though I would steer clear of Iron Man 2. It's got that Black Widow chick in it, and as you mentioned, that is definitely not up your clean shaven alley.  |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 12:18:53 GMT -5
All the Star Wars movies. Hang out. Lucas is going to remake them in 2014. Then again in 2020. |
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2012 12:45:40 GMT -5
All the Star Wars movies. Hang out. Lucas is going to remake them in 2014. Then again in 2020. If true what would be the chance they come out in some sort of chronological order that makes sense? |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 12:58:08 GMT -5
Hang out. Lucas is going to remake them in 2014. Then again in 2020. If true what would be the chance they come out in some sort of chronological order that makes sense? You probably wouldn't like Memento. |
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 1, 2012 13:00:28 GMT -5
Certain cheesy movies from my childhood should never be remade (Goonies, Labrinyth, The Karate Kid (Why Jackie Chan, WHY!!!). I guess that movies I'd like to see remade are the ones that had subject matter I was interested in but completely missed the point. Congo, for example, was an interesting idea but was completely fucked. Also, Sahara could have been a great movie if they didn't try to make it all Indiana Jones/National Treasure.
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 1, 2012 13:01:12 GMT -5
BTW, I watched Labrinyth the other day on the 70" in 1080p. Shit was fucking crazy.
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2012 13:17:20 GMT -5
If true what would be the chance they come out in some sort of chronological order that makes sense? You probably wouldn't like Memento. Actually I liked Memento. |
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Post by TommyDee on Aug 1, 2012 13:19:43 GMT -5
Certain cheesy movies from my childhood should never be remade (Goonies, Labrinyth, The Karate Kid (Why Jackie Chan, WHY!!!). I guess that movies I'd like to see remade are the ones that had subject matter I was interested in but completely missed the point. Congo, for example, was an interesting idea but was completely fucked. Also, Sahara could have been a great movie if they didn't try to make it all Indiana Jones/National Treasure. JUMANJI!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 13:32:04 GMT -5
You probably wouldn't like Memento. Actually I liked Memento. Oh good. You know, if you watch tape of the Rodney King beating backwards, they cops help him up and send him on his way. |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 13:32:47 GMT -5
Certain cheesy movies from my childhood should never be remade (Goonies, Labrinyth, The Karate Kid (Why Jackie Chan, WHY!!!). I guess that movies I'd like to see remade are the ones that had subject matter I was interested in but completely missed the point. Congo, for example, was an interesting idea but was completely fucked. Also, Sahara could have been a great movie if they didn't try to make it all Indiana Jones/National Treasure. JUMANJI!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, remake it without Robin Williams and I might try watching it. |
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Post by Voodoochile on Aug 1, 2012 13:34:51 GMT -5
Actually I liked Memento. Oh good. You know, if you watch tape of the Rodney King beating backwards, they cops help him up and send him on his way. Well I guess if you watch 911 videos backwards it would appear the WTC buildings were puking jets too. |
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Post by acejack on Aug 1, 2012 13:39:28 GMT -5
Oh good. You know, if you watch tape of the Rodney King beating backwards, they cops help him up and send him on his way. Well I guess if you watch 911 videos backwards it would appear the WTC buildings were puking jets too.  |
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 1, 2012 13:40:07 GMT -5
I think I puked jets this past weekend.
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Post by bobbymo on Aug 1, 2012 13:41:19 GMT -5
I'd like to see Stomp the Yard remade with the same cast, only have it end when Chris Brown dies.
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