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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2012 20:15:45 GMT -5
Is it required to see a movie to review it? Okay good. I'm not wasting 67 dollars to see this shit in 3D. I liked the original Dark Knight and the prequel, but this looks God fucking awful.
I'll admit, part of me has been rooting against this film ever since I heard that Steelers players were making cameos, but ever since the trailer I'm eagerly waiting for the Nolans to remake "Following" in color.
Sorry to keep beating this drum, but Bane is an awful choice for a villain. No fucking depth, boring story, who cares. What they've done to his voice, I really can't stop mimicking. It goes from Jame Gumb to Dr. Claw to Jiminy Glick. Awful. Terrible awful.
I get why they wouldn't do The Riddler right after the Joker but there's still a bunch of tier-1 villains to choose from. Harley Quinn on a revenge trip for killing Heath Ledger. Bring back Wolfpuncher as Ra's al Ghul. That was a bold choice and it paid off. Hell, I'd even take Owlman. Yeah, Owlman motherfucker. Look it up.
I give this movie $0.
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2012 20:20:27 GMT -5
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Post by G&T on Jul 18, 2012 20:21:58 GMT -5
But have you seen Ted? Fucking awesome.
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2012 20:24:06 GMT -5
Also, Batman still talks like this:
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Post by acejack on Jul 18, 2012 20:27:07 GMT -5
But have you seen Ted? Fucking awesome. A buddy of mine saw it and really liked it, but he's like a "late in life stoner" so he's trying hard to play catch up.
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Post by acejack on Jul 20, 2012 3:39:48 GMT -5
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Post by acejack on Jul 20, 2012 3:59:15 GMT -5
Early reports say that a baby was shot at point blank range.
Please Lord, at one point send me to Hell so I can show them what a real monster is.
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Post by brownsgirl19 on Jul 20, 2012 9:07:08 GMT -5
But have you seen Ted? Fucking awesome. I can't remember a movie I laughed at more in the last few years.
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Post by acejack on Jul 20, 2012 16:14:14 GMT -5
Fox News just interviewed a guy who said that he enjoyed going to the theater and this experience may have ruined that for him.
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Post by flats on Jul 20, 2012 21:10:56 GMT -5
^the real tragedy here.
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