mevins31
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Post by mevins31 on Dec 7, 2011 9:22:19 GMT -5
Of all the people I thought would end up here, this guy was not one of them. Amazing. You were ALWAYS an asshole on the obr, needlessly. You guys pay for this with shitty football team. I've finally figured out why the Browns can never turn things around--they mean the world to all of you and a lot of you are horrible people. Karma. edit: classic brainfart emphasis added  |
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pterosaur
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Post by pterosaur on Dec 10, 2011 15:10:18 GMT -5
As a result of the site's no-ban policy, the brain trust around here at times finds itself at odds with said policy and has to figure out ways of dealing with professional assholes that strive at every turn to test the limits of that policy without banning them. It's often said that within every problem lies an opportunity begging for the light of day, and we agree. Recently, we've collectively been blessed with the wit and wisdom of a natural-born troll the likes of which only comes along perhaps once or twice during the life of a message board; someone whose deluded self-image is a veritable ground zero capable of withstanding multiple thermonuclear slams and like his radiation-hardened cockroach brethren, just keeps coming back for more to pollute and hijack otherwise innocent threads into narcissistic nuclear exchanges. So in honor of internet insects everywhere, we've decided that instead of banning our in-house louse, we're going to turn a negative into a positive and dedicate a special thread to his attention-whoring rants. Henceforth, whenever Mevs cranks up the bullshit machine, his posts will be moved to this thread forthwith, where debates as to which is greater, his IQ or his shoe size, can be discussed or ignored in an appropriate forum. So without further adieu, we introduce: Mevin's Greatest Fits |
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Dec 10, 2011 15:54:16 GMT -5
Fuck you in the pants!  That line is an instant classic. |
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Post by sirpaul on Dec 10, 2011 16:02:37 GMT -5
Just so there is no misinterpretation, this is for off the wall shit. Normal on topic rants, funny rants, things that aren't done to incite don't merit this thread.
Just thing lurkers you too have something to strive for. If you have the ambition to have your own my moron moments threads we welcome you. Just can't guarantee that you'll enjoy the making of it.
The making is never as good as the documentary.
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G&T
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Post by G&T on Dec 11, 2011 0:19:30 GMT -5
Paul, uh wut.
That said, I did use the "fuck you in the pants" line in context tonight! WOO HOO!
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brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Dec 11, 2011 3:23:20 GMT -5
Just so there is no misinterpretation, this is for off the wall shit. Normal on topic rants, funny rants, things that aren't done to incite don't merit this thread. Just thing lurkers you too have something to strive for. If you have the ambition to have your own my moron moments threads we welcome you. Just can't guarantee that you'll enjoy the making of it. The making is never as good as the documentary. Oh fuck you in the pants for trying to be serious in this thread |
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Post by flats on Dec 16, 2011 2:09:44 GMT -5
I miss Mevins. His star shines so bright, and so fleetingly.
Anyone heard from his attorney yet?
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Dec 16, 2011 4:16:37 GMT -5
Yeah, I thought mevins was going to be more fun.
Oh well, anyone that still reads the obr, please let us know when he unleashes his epic fury upon them.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Dec 16, 2011 4:24:33 GMT -5
Holy shit. I have 3000 posts. I only had 4000 at the suckass OBR and that was like 5 years of posting. I guess this is a better site to post at.  |
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mevins31
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Post by mevins31 on Jan 4, 2012 13:18:29 GMT -5
Browns finished the year 1-11 in their last 12. You guys excited about trading down and drafting a guard?
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 5, 2012 2:03:37 GMT -5
Welcome back. Glad you ran out of meds a week early again. If we're going to suck, I hope we're the worst of all. I'm sick of picking #6 in a 5 player draft. Mikey is so excited to be trading down. He's got pre-cum like you at a Brady Quinn concert. I realize Brady Quinn doesn't do concerts, but admit it, you just sharp inhaled at the idea.  |
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brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Jan 5, 2012 6:19:31 GMT -5
 Mevins...One hand on his johnson the other on a bottle of Jergens. Wishing he was wearing a yellow shirt 
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mevins31
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Post by mevins31 on Jan 5, 2012 13:39:36 GMT -5
you guys excited for the Colt McCoy/Seneca Wallace QB derby next year?
Biggest joke franchise ever.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 5, 2012 13:48:19 GMT -5
Any other big revelations? Water's wet? Sky's blue? Women have secrets?
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mevins31
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Post by mevins31 on Jan 5, 2012 13:54:25 GMT -5
Any other big revelations? Water's wet? Sky's blue? Women have secrets? I just can't believe it. Of all the avenues I thought they'd take.... sign free agent... draft RG3.... just give Colt one more year. They're going to let Colt and Seneca duke it out! My God, I'm glad Lerner is throwing money away that isn't my own to Holmgren. |
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Jan 5, 2012 14:00:34 GMT -5
It's called leaving your options open.
Would you rather he had said: "We told that apple cheeked faggot to get lost, we're all in for RG3"?
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Post by bobbymo on Jan 6, 2012 9:42:28 GMT -5
It's called leaving your options open. Would you rather he had said: "We told that apple cheeked faggot to get lost, we're all in for RG3"? Actually Ace, I would've loved it if Holmgren said that verbatim. |
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 6, 2012 9:47:58 GMT -5
It's called leaving your options open. Would you rather he had said: "We told that apple cheeked faggot to get lost, we're all in for RG3"? Actually Ace, I would've loved it if Holmgren said that verbatim. That would have definitely made reading the Cleveland press idiots more interesting. |
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Post by TommyDee on Jan 6, 2012 16:04:02 GMT -5
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 6, 2012 16:07:17 GMT -5
Imagine if he starts & they win.
Mevs will be intolerable. Well more intolerable than normal I guess.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Jan 6, 2012 16:11:30 GMT -5
Quinn win? Ha, that boy could fuck up a wet dream.
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mevins31
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Post by mevins31 on Jan 6, 2012 16:29:00 GMT -5
Imagine if Brady gets to play sometime next year, looks passable and we're still watching Colt McCoy and Seneca Wallace lose to a 4-12 or 5-11 clip again. I think it would be just desserts for the Brownies franchise and know it all QB guru Holmgren.
Quinn didn't get a fair shake here. They could have started him last year--rather than the duo of Wallace and Delhomme--but nope... Holmgren had to put his genius stamp on the roster. It was a dumb move. Perfect example of how a fan (many fans) would have made a more productive call than the million dollar GM. Quinn should have played all last season and then make a decision on it. Yes the Browns got the mess that is Peyton Hillis but still don't have a QB.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Jan 6, 2012 16:33:59 GMT -5
Quinn sucks. Get over it. He couldn't beat out other shitty QB's in Cleveland and now he can't beat out the shitty QB's in Denver.
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Jan 6, 2012 16:34:22 GMT -5
Quinn shot himself in the foot when he held out.
Lets wait & see if he doesn't shit the bed before saying Holmgren fucked up
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Post by Sigflanagan6 on Jan 6, 2012 16:54:21 GMT -5
Can I point out Holmgren is not the gm?
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