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Post by Voodoochile on Mar 25, 2016 10:57:25 GMT -5
System.
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 11:00:14 GMT -5
The system we used to pick who to draft.
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 11:00:36 GMT -5
ZEKE @ 2!!!!!!
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Post by Diz on Mar 25, 2016 11:04:16 GMT -5
Somebody pay for a hooker for flats
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 11:45:10 GMT -5
Javvy?
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Post by TommyDee on Mar 25, 2016 13:08:04 GMT -5
What would you go with? I'm gonna guess Asian.
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Post by Diz on Mar 25, 2016 13:39:03 GMT -5
RED HEAD
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Post by Diz on Mar 25, 2016 13:39:25 GMT -5
GUESSING
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Mar 25, 2016 13:52:08 GMT -5
Illegal alien?
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Post by Mikey33 on Mar 25, 2016 18:18:49 GMT -5
Dude..................... impressive
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 20:53:08 GMT -5
It's amazing how 1,000% wrong Diz is about absolutely everything.
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 21:02:21 GMT -5
I'll go with an Israeli whore please. Hot accent, luscious eyebrows, aggressive nose. Her old service uniform in the back of the closet if we want to do some Top Gun reverse role playing or anything. Me blushing demurely as she sings "You've lost that loving feeling" in aviator glasses and stilettos.
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Post by TommyDee on Mar 25, 2016 21:35:54 GMT -5
I'll go with an Israeli whore please. Hot accent, luscious eyebrows, aggressive nose. Her old service uniform in the back of the closet if we want to do some Top Gun reverse role playing or anything. Me blushing demurely as she sings "You've lost that loving feeling" in aviator glasses and stilettos. Do they shave their punanny? That's important.
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Post by flats on Mar 25, 2016 22:21:02 GMT -5
She's a whore. If it's not shaved it can be for a fee, and it's all going on Javvy's credit card.
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Post by TommyDee on Mar 25, 2016 22:31:25 GMT -5
She's a whore. If it's not shaved it can be for a fee, and it's all going on Javvy's credit card. Good answer, good answer, show me shaved punanny on Javvy's credit card!!!!
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Post by Diz on Mar 25, 2016 22:43:06 GMT -5
I have a company Amex, I wonder what would happen if "shaved pussy" showed up on the bill
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Post by TommyDee on Mar 25, 2016 23:02:33 GMT -5
I have a company Amex, I wonder what would happen if "shaved pussy" showed up on the bill Just tell them to change the wording to like "clean the cat" Although I am not sure how that is business like either. "Clean the cat" but change it to "car" with whiteout & a nice pen?
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Post by Diz on Mar 25, 2016 23:41:43 GMT -5
I have a company Amex, I wonder what would happen if "shaved pussy" showed up on the bill Just tell them to change the wording to like "clean the cat" Although I am not sure how that is business like either. "Clean the cat" but change it to "car" with whiteout & a nice pen? I could probably get away with it.
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Post by flats on Mar 26, 2016 2:18:45 GMT -5
To be honest I could give a shit if this chick is shaved or not. Its not like I'm going down on a prostitute.
...Probably.
...OK, assuming I'm sober in this scenario there's a good chance I'm not going down on the whore.
......But is this a Pretty Woman deal where I've had her all weekend and I've definitely watched her bathe? Or is this a an hourly thing where there's a chance she was just banging SigsDad in the back of his Bonneville before she met up with me?
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Post by Voodoochile on Mar 26, 2016 5:12:32 GMT -5
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Post by flats on Mar 26, 2016 5:28:55 GMT -5
Great, now you guys have confused Voodoo. Real nice job, assholes.
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Post by Voodoochile on Mar 26, 2016 5:44:38 GMT -5
Great, now you guys have confused Voodoo. Real nice job, assholes. It was Sigsdad and the Bonneville that had me scratching my head.
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Post by flats on Mar 26, 2016 6:02:15 GMT -5
Well what do YOU imagine the man drives?
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Post by Voodoochile on Mar 26, 2016 6:08:48 GMT -5
Well what do YOU imagine the man drives? I'm just saying I've seen pictures of SigsDad and unless the said prostitute was a quadruple amputee I don't think anything could get accomplished even in the back of a Bonneville.
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Post by TommyDee on Mar 26, 2016 7:28:18 GMT -5
SigsDad drove me from training camp to the bar. He drives a Prius. Don't forget that family is all like 5'2".
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