brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Oct 15, 2014 9:08:07 GMT -5
Rent a jeep on your own and drive the entire fucking island
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 15, 2014 10:17:28 GMT -5
Swung through the casino on my way back to room last night. Threw $20 in a nickle slot and hit for $150 real quick. Took my money and walked away, it covered dinner. Snorkling in a little bit here and then headed out to a pirate ship for free drinks and a rope swing.
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flats
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Post by flats on Oct 15, 2014 12:33:41 GMT -5
Rope swing = code?
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TommyDee
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Post by TommyDee on Oct 15, 2014 14:13:37 GMT -5
No, he was pretty literal with it.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 15, 2014 17:17:41 GMT -5
We are registered as "corporate" guests because my uncle set this whole thing up and he used to be the cfo of the timeshare company that owns this joint and he booked it through the ceo. Anyways, every other day the drop of plates of goodies to our room. Cheese plate. Chocolate covered strawberries. I can't wait to see what's next.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Oct 15, 2014 19:17:35 GMT -5
Cheese plate. Chocolate covered strawberries. I can't wait to see what's next. Dick shaped yogurt cups? Chicken & Waffles? Poo Poo Platter?
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TommyDee
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Post by TommyDee on Oct 15, 2014 19:45:39 GMT -5
Ebola pie?
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Oct 15, 2014 19:54:03 GMT -5
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Oct 15, 2014 20:37:47 GMT -5
Diz is fucking around instead of fucking his new groo....err....wife.
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flats
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Post by flats on Oct 15, 2014 20:41:04 GMT -5
I get it.
Dizz is expected to do sex for the first time in his life and he's terrified. So he keeps grasping for distractions:
"HEY LOOK, ROPE SWING!!"
"Tonight? Sorry honey, I just ate an entire cheese plate."
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 16, 2014 7:54:06 GMT -5
Apparently ebola is in Tallmadge, that is where I live.
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flats
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Post by flats on Oct 16, 2014 8:17:47 GMT -5
"How can you think about sex when our friends and family are in mortal peril!?!?!"
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flats
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Post by flats on Oct 16, 2014 8:23:29 GMT -5
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brownsphenom
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Post by brownsphenom on Oct 16, 2014 8:44:19 GMT -5
I had sex every morning and evening on my honeymoon in Aruba. And if the wife was awake she joined in
most times it was done on the balcony overlooking the pool and ocean
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TommyDee
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Post by TommyDee on Oct 16, 2014 19:50:48 GMT -5
Dizz is watching Geno right now. Alone. On his honeymoon.
Book it.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 16, 2014 20:37:41 GMT -5
Dizz is watching Geno right now. Alone. On his honeymoon. Book it. Actually we just got back from dinner and I'm sitting on the patio, smoking a cuban cigar, drinking a cold beer and watching the game through the window.when there is a commercial I turn my head and look at the ocean.
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TommyDee
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Post by TommyDee on Oct 16, 2014 20:43:13 GMT -5
Bring me back a Cuban.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 16, 2014 20:45:55 GMT -5
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TommyDee
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Post by TommyDee on Oct 16, 2014 21:09:06 GMT -5
Or a human.
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acejack
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Post by acejack on Oct 16, 2014 21:09:38 GMT -5
Cuban broads are hot.
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Voodoochile
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Post by Voodoochile on Oct 17, 2014 15:35:08 GMT -5
I just text Diz that JT was suspended indefinitely for hitting his wife
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Oct 20, 2014 13:52:54 GMT -5
Fuck Ohio. I want to go back
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flats
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Post by flats on Oct 20, 2014 14:13:12 GMT -5
Most of us here had that epiphany a long time ago.
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Diz
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Post by Diz on Dec 17, 2014 16:47:46 GMT -5
Thanks for not crashing my wedding.
Tommy, i have two cubans left.
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Post by BrownstotheBone on Dec 17, 2014 18:14:14 GMT -5
Thanks for not crashing my wedding. Tommy, i have two cubans left. Male or female?
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